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What's up at the NSA?

NSA Spying on Americans - EFF.org »

PRISM (surveillance program) - Wikipedia.org »

Here’s everything we know about PRISM to date - WaPo.com »

How the NSA's Domestic Spying Program Works - EFF.org »

XKeyscore: NSA tool collects 'nearly everything a user does on the internet' - theguardian.com »